Well, it's a good thing this is a blog and not a podcast because I have barely been able to talk for nearly 4 days, lost my voice to a terrible sore throat and I think my husband is enjoying it a bit too much... But enough about me. Today I want to share with you, presumably a knitter, crocheter or some type of fiber-lover, something that has boggled my mind since I began selling yarn.
What is it?
That may be what you are asking now, what is it that I want to share? Well, without going totally Abott and Costello on you, "What is it?" is what I want to share.
It never ceases to amaze me when it happens. I am sitting in my little fold-up camp style chair at a farmer's market or craft event with my wares on display when someone walks up and asks: "What is it?" as they fondle a hank of yarn much as any knitter would, admiring the color combinations and softness.
The first time it happened I thought they were joking, much as I am guessing you might be trying to figure out if I am now. They were not and neither am I. And it happens more often than you might think.
It seems that even after I tell people what "it" is they aren't sure what to do with it. Now even if all folks don't recognize yarn when it's not in it's 1 lb. Red Heart balls at Michael's I would expect anyone who got through the crafts portion of Kindergarten to know what Yarn is.
My husband got a question I only wish I could have been there to hear, and apparently he's been asked it more than once.
Q: Is this a dog toy?
A: It's hand-dyed yarn.
Q: Can I give it to my dog?
A: For $23 you can do whatever you want with it.
He has less patients with people than I tend to, which says a lot because I am not, nor I expect will I ever, be known for being patient. People have wandered up and asked about using it as decoration in a bowl on a table, (not like no knitter has never done this), asked what it was, what to do with it, if it was dog toy, if it can be used for crochet or only knitting, as if the yarn will immediately self-distruct if it senses a crochet hook near by, what it "does," and I can only guess what I will hear next. So if there is a lesson that can be learned from this, don't wait to World Wide Knit in Public Day to do it in public. People need to be educated!!!!
Q: What is this?
A: Yarn
Q: What do I do with it?
A: What ever you want...